IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM
We were supposed to make a list of differences between same sex and straight couples. I decided to go above and beyond.
"But it's hard for straight people to find a partner too." Who cares about your lonely soul? This shit isn't about you.
I love it when people get uncomfortable and ask me if my girlfriend is my sister/aunt because they're afraid of thinking the "L" word.
You are totally allowed to complain if your friends/family are dicks about you dating someone of a different race/religion, but that's it. Your straight person woes are not my problem otherwise.
DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SHIT.
Oh and god forbid you try to explain how a same sex couple can have biological children. Because trans* identities mean nothing, apparently.
*THE MORE YOU KNOW*
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
The crest of Tumblr.
This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.
I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!
always reblog because i own this tee
Ok, so I just realized:
Because the Games have courage, bravery, and danger.
Because they’re in contact with the Devil.Because they do amazing things like save the world but refuse to give loyalty and trust to people who don’t deserve it.
Because it’s full of people who are intelligent, but not necessarily heroes.
Because everyone is important.
and the “Not all who wander are lost” is a perfect fit too, because normally there would be “Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”, wich kinda reminds me of Smaug, sleeping under his piles of gold… :)
my hand slipped and i added a legitimate reason on why SPN could be Slytherin in a lovely shade of bold
is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
my friend got accused of plagiarizing in junior high because she used the word “sweets” instead of “candy” and our teacher thought that the word sweets was “too advanced for our vocabulary”
I know a girl who got in trouble for plagiarizing the sentence “Abraham Lincoln was the 16th president.”
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man
you’re damn fucking right i did